Your brain has not been brought to its full potential yet. This is a scientific fact and I won’t bother you with the details that my statement is based on. Your brain has better things to do and you have been wasting time already for too long. Let me just ask you a simple question. Are you still drinking regular water? Maybe even tap water? No wonder you feel tired, stressed, and exhausted. Treat your brain to neuro water instead!
Neuro water has been optimized to make the most out of your brain. Face the fact that you will be stuck with it, so give it a try. Oh, you are skeptical? See, this is one of the many indications of a lack of neuro-optimization. What is so special about neuro water and “is it worth the hype”? Since I couldn’t make up better reasons, I will just cite the brand that blessed our lives with a great, great product (http://www.neurowater.com/):
What’s great about these drinks is that there’s something for everyone. Several different products exist that allow you to enhance your lifestyle depending on your needs.
You’ll need to take a deeper look into the several different types of drinks that the company offers to be able to understand how and why these products work.
Earlier on, I already diagnosed the state of your brain, but we may remind ourselves that this is a science blog, so it is time to add in the sciency component:
Of course, fiddling with the grayscale values might not be obvious enough to someone who is not a distinguished expert in neuroscience which is why I added intuitive icons next to the pictures that support the basic message. To the left: a sad grayish brain running on regular water. This means that the brain is deprived of most essential nutrients that would make it a better brain. To the right: a shiny and bright, healthy-gray brain ready for action.
What is in neuro sonic, the perfect choice of neuro water for a sad brain, to accomplish this miraculous transition?
[neuro sonic drinks] not only tastes great, but have as much caffeine as a cup of coffee to give you that extra boost of energy you need in the morning. You’ll feel refreshed and focused, but let’s take a look at the ingredients and nutritional benefits to see what’s inside of this product:
Before you think that this is basically a coffee in disguise, quickly read on and don’t overthink (another upsetting symptom of lacking neurobalance):
The ingredients that are included are:
Sonic’s real power comes from its proprietary blend of ingredients. I want to point out that there are three different sonic drinks available:
- Highly Carbonated
- Super Fruit Infused
- Blood Orange Passion
There are slight differences among all of the strengths, including the ingredients that they have and their taste.
Luckily, “Super Fruit Infused” is the same as “Blood Orange Passion” when it comes to ingredients, except for the carefully infused or impassioned flavor of course.
After drinking this drink, you’ll notice an immediate boost of energy. You’ll stay focused, and you’ll be able to concentrate like never before.
The great thing about neuro water is that you can adjust the dose yourself. If one drink does not help, have another one. Much better than the stupid pills my doctor would prescribe. But how can the drinks be so powerful?
Neuro Drinks allow for error, if you may. What do I mean by this?
This means that you won’t have to wait long for the effects take place. Imagine that you forgot to take your sleep aid pill, and now you’ll have to wait possibly an hour before you get tired and fall asleep.
Tomorrow morning, you need to be up early, and sleep can’t wait.
We’ve all had this happen to us, but drinks are absorbed quickly by the body. Once you take one of these Neuro Drinks, you’ll start to notice the effects within just minutes.
So, the next time you forget to take a nootropic before a big test, you can simply take Neuro Sonic to provide energy and mental boost you need to ace the test.
If you have maxed out on neuro water some day in the future, keep in mind that you can safely add neurocounseling on top to effectively rewire your brain and start again. And staying on a neurodiet helps to keep all of the benefits for much longer. We have backed this up with many incidental findings because we care more about your brain that you do. If you don’t know what a good neurodiet is, be relieved: it will be certainly covered in future blog posts. For now, I would like to close by asking you for your favorite new product to help you get by. I came up with a few products that have not entered the market yet for unknown reasons (sorry, neurobrew is already taken).
- The neuroburger: In the course of human evolution, the functioning of your brain became heavily dependent on the perfect balance of patty to bun. Grilled to perfection, our neuroburger has been carefully crafted to reflect the nutritional needs of your brain. Add in the grilled pork brain topping if you are brave enough.
- The neurolate: We all know that chocolate is great for enhancing your mood, but that does not mean that we can’t put a spin on it to make it even better. The neurolate will come with the perfect balance of fat and sugar and some extra tryptophan. This may eventually boost the levels of serotonin in the brain (like antidepressants!). Although we have no good evidence suggesting that this helps the average Joe, it is a powerful tale to tell and what is the harm if it doesn’t help, right?
- The neurotector: It looks like an ordinary EEG cap at first glance, but it detects potential hazards and initiates appropriate action to protect you from damage. Is it like a jungle sometimes, it makes you wonder how you keep from going under? Put on your new neurotector cap and make your way through the dangers of today’s cities. Additional modules with awesome features such as neurodiet tracking are available for purchase.